A Little Filipina Joke...

This is a little Filipina joke, but while you are laughing you may also be thinking about how smart a Filipina can be...

      A lawyer and a Filipina are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Filipinas are so dumb that he could get over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the Filipina would like to play a trivia game.

      The Filipina is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. "I'll ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; then you ask me one and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500", he says.

      This catches the Filipina's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?" The Filipina doesn't say a word, reaches in her pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

      Now, it's the Filipina's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes the Filipina up and hands her $500. The Filipina pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

      He wakes the Filipina up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The Filipina reaches into her pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

      Don't mess with us Filipinas!


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